Monday, September 17, 2012

New Word

New Word: Burfur (verb).  Buried, usually alive, under dogs.  Most frequently occurring on a couch or bed, but the possibility exists in any location when a human is occupying the same space as several dogs.  Not to be confused with "mogged" which is to be mobbed by dogs, and is characterized by the human beginning in an upright posture.  A mogged human can progress to being burfured, but only after the human's struggles have ceased.

Right now I am burfured on the couch by Muffin, Dottie and Pie.

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